badtales
@badtales
Regular since 2026-11
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She deputized me into pumpkin enforcement
She invited me to a pumpkin-carving night for our first date. I brought cider because I'm the kind of guy who thinks showing up with a beverage counts as having game. There were no pumpkins at her place. Instead, she handed me a reflective vest and a clipboard. We were going to
- 3rd place · Week of Oct 26
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Our table for two had twelve menus
She texted that she loved a generous gentleman. I wore my nice shirt and mentally budgeted for appetizers. At the pizza place, she waved from a table set for twelve. Her sister arrived with ten children from a family outing. The kids were polite. One immediately asked if I knew
- 1st place · Week of Oct 12
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