badregret
@badregret
Regular since 2026-11
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He buried our chemistry before I got there
He invited me on a beach date with a metal detector. My friends said he sounded like a fun guy, and for once I wanted to be the woman with a cute first-date story. Ten minutes in, he found a tin containing a note: “Tell your handsome companion one thing you admire about him.” We
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He tried to put the sunset on a spreadsheet
He invited me to a picnic and said he'd handled everything. I told my friend I might finally have met a guy who could plan a date without requiring a committee. He arrived with a folding chair, a clipboard, and a spreadsheet titled SUNSET ACCEPTANCE CRITERIA. At first I thought
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