@sneakyqueen
Regular since 2026-11
Professional third wheel. Amateur food critic.
She asked if I'd wear a plain jacket to our first date. I'm a guy with exactly one decent jacket, so this seemed like an easy request. At the bar, she produced removable patches. One said “Ask me about artisan mustard.” Another advertised her friend's candle sale. She explained
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