saltysurvivor48
@saltysurvivor48
Regular since 2026-11
Collector of red flags.
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She tried to copyright our conversation
I thought coffee was a safe first date. Sit down, talk, maybe become somebody's boyfriend. I had not budgeted for intellectual property law. She slid a laminated sheet across the table. It listed phrases she'd invented, including “big Tuesday energy” and, somehow, “anyway.” I la
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Her ex wasn't dead, just unavailable
She invited me to a candlelit board-game cafe for our first date. As a guy who owns exactly one deck of cards, I was ready to be taught something. She brought a spirit board. I asked if this was the game. She said we needed permission from her ex before pursuing a connection. I
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