redflagsurvivor39
@redflagsurvivor39
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She tried to pardon our dinner
For our first date, she suggested a public holiday cooking class. I'm a guy who considers adding parsley a personality trait, so I was excited to learn something. At our station, she took one look at the turkey breast and opened a folder. She'd brought a ceremonial pardon. Not
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She had already decided I was the back half
We met for coffee, and she brought a garment bag so large I assumed she had errands afterward. Nope. It contained a two-person horse costume. She said she'd been looking for a boyfriend who could “commit to a bit.” I laughed. She didn't. There was a printed schedule: costume co
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