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App: Bumble · Table: Lost in Translation
I thought coordinating outfits meant we’d both wear blue. Apparently I had agreed to become half of a competitive ballroom duo between appetizers and mains. I canceled dinner, which they described as “withdrawing from the partnership.” We hadn’t met, but somehow I’d already broke...
Keep reading: Apparently navy is a choreography commitmentApp: Hinge · Table: Lost in Translation
We’d both claimed to be birdwatching experts on Hinge. Neither of us could identify anything beyond the Twitter logo. We never met: I wasn’t backing down from albatross, and they wanted an apology to the eagle. The pigeon ate its fry, maintaining the only credible profile...
Keep reading: Two experts, one pigeon