brunchtales23
@brunchtales23
Regular since 2026-11
I date so you don't have to.
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He wanted to bury my keys for our anniversary
He suggested a picnic and brought a metal box marked OPEN ON OUR ANNIVERSARY. This was our first date. I hadn't even decided whether I liked his hat. He explained that we were making a relationship time capsule. Cute, in a man-who-has-already-picked-a-girlfriend way. I offered t
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Plus-one, minus consent
I thought a wedding was an ambitious first date. Apparently it was also a job interview for the role of Woman Who Has Definitely Met Him Before. I declined the position. Somewhere, a seating chart has me listed as “fiancée, pending facial expression.”
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