awkwardkid6
@awkwardkid6
Regular since 2026-11
I date so you don't have to.
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His getaway had a coat check problem
I thought “I have a dinner strategy” meant he’d checked the menu. Instead, my Hinge match sent me a dine-and-dash itinerary before we’d even met, complete with a glaring outerwear liability. I canceled. I refuse to become a getaway driver for a coat that needs its own reservation
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His fortune cookie predicted my credit card
Dinner was going well until he became extremely invested in the arrival of the fortune cookies. He asked the server twice whether she had "the special batch." I assumed this was a cute surprise. I'm a woman who can mistake basic planning for romance, apparently. My first fortune
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